Tuesday, 23 December 2008
Santa Baby
By Ellen Younkins
Santa Baby -
I want a tummy tuck
an eye job too,
and with some luck
some boobys new.
Santa Baby –
Lipo the fat off my hips
and please dear Santa
plump up my lips.
Santa Baby -
while you're at it
give me some hair
that looks ecstatic.
Santa Baby -if you
want to treat me right
Please hurry down
my Chimney tonight!
Just bring me good health
and another good year.
that's all I really do ask
from you, Santa - my dear.
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Comments
Ellen - Witty little ditty!
If you've been good, sweet, and candid -
All your wishes shall be granted!
S, Claus
Posted by: Sandy on Dec 23, 2008 10:16:13 AM
He brought me good health and I'm praying for the same next year..
Dorothy from grammology
grammology.com
Posted by: Dorothy Stahlnecker on Dec 23, 2008 8:52:11 PM
