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Tuesday, 23 December 2008

Santa Baby

By Ellen Younkins

Santa Baby -
I want a tummy tuck
an eye job too,
and with some luck
some boobys new.

Santa Baby –
Lipo the fat off my hips
and please dear Santa
plump up my lips.

Santa Baby -
while you're at it
give me some hair
that looks ecstatic.

Santa Baby -if you
want to treat me right
Please hurry down
my Chimney tonight!

Just bring me good health
and another good year.
that's all I really do ask
from you, Santa - my dear.

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Posted by Ronni Bennett at 02:30 AM | Permalink | Email this post


Ellen - Witty little ditty!

If you've been good, sweet, and candid -
All your wishes shall be granted!

S, Claus

He brought me good health and I'm praying for the same next year..

Dorothy from grammology

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