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Thursday, 27 August 2009

Paul Simon and Me

By Mark Sherman

In 1987, at the age of 44, I ran for town board in my upstate New York community of 10,000, experiencing for the first time what it was like to be one of the standard-bearers for a political campaign. My running mates and I had gone into the race as underdogs, but as the election approached I began to sense that we just might win.

And we did.

It was very exciting. I had never won anything before - though I vaguely recalled being elected president of the boys' bathroom one year in elementary school - and I was about as "up" as I had ever been.

Earlier that day, of course, I had voted. There at the polling booths was a fellow professor at the college where I taught - and a fellow Democrat - who told me that songwriter Paul Simon was going to be at his house that Friday afternoon to talk with some professors about a former student he was basing a musical on. He invited me to come.

Paul Simon?! As a singer/songwriter myself, I held him probably in even higher esteem than his typical listeners did.

"But I never had that guy as a student," I said.

"Come anyway," he replied.

I felt really good about myself after winning - a feeling I that has always come and gone for me - and those feelings were still there three days later when I arrived at my friend's home. In fact, I felt self-confident enough to bring with me a couple of cassette tapes to give Paul - one containing my songs, the other, the songs of a female songwriting duo making quite a name for themselves in the area.

I walked into my friend's living room, in which there sat four other teachers and a short, immediately identifiable man who stood up, put out his hand, and said, "Paul Simon."

It seemed odd for him to say this, for of course he was Paul Simon. But what else could he say?

I was not, as I usually am when meeting someone famous, star-struck. A month earlier, when I had shaken hands with then-governor Mario Cuomo at a photo-op during my campaign, I almost fainted. But I was feeling so self-confident three days after my win, so cocky, that meeting this great songwriter, whose “Graceland” album had some nine months earlier won a Grammy for Best Album of the Year, didn't faze me at all.

And Paul was very down to earth, referring to Simon & Garfunkel the way anyone might and just sounding like a regular guy. In fact, he seemed like someone with whom I might have been friends had we grown up in the same Queens neighborhood, rather than several miles apart.

Shortly before the meeting ended, Paul said, "If any of you think of anything else you'd like to add, please call me. Here's the number." And then he said it.

Since I had never had the student in my class, there was no good reason for me to write the number down, but I figured that if I wanted to follow up with the tapes, I should have it. So I kept repeating it over and over to myself, so I could write it down as soon as possible - which I did.

Then we were all leaving and I asked him if I could give him a couple of tapes.

"Sure," he said. "I'll listen to them on my drive home." (He had driven himself up in a several-years-old Mercedes.)

And I handed the tapes to him immediately after which one of the hosts of the meeting took a photo. In it I am standing full of confidence, one hand on my hip, the other in my pocket; Paul is looking down at the cassettes in his hand.


For a couple of weeks, I held out hope that I'd hear back from him telling me that he thought I and my friends were great and that he would do everything he could to help us reach the top. The call did not come.

I was in a men's group at the time, and the guys in the group kept saying, "You have his number. Just give him a call and ask if he's had a chance to listen."

"Call Paul Simon?" I said. By now the blush of electoral victory had eased, and I was back to my usual star-struck self.

"Sure," they said. "What's the worst that can happen?"

So I built up my nerve and one afternoon I dialed the number. I pictured interrupting Paul in the midst of writing his next big hit or, worse, when he was just coming out of the bathroom. But nonetheless, I mentally rehearsed my lines, starting with my standard opening line when calling anyone other than my immediate family, "I hate to bother you, but…"

An official-sounding voice came on the line, saying the phone number I was calling.

"Is this Paul Simon's number?" I asked.

"Who's calling and what is this about?" came the stern reply.

"My name is Mark Sherman," I said, and I proceeded to tell him why I was calling.

"I'll let Mr. Simon's assistant know about this," he said.

Reaching Paul Simon directly? I had reached an assistant to his assistant.

Needless to say, I never heard from either Paul or his assistant.

Now when I look at that photo of me and Paul, I think a good caption for it would be, "Does this guy really ["really" in italics] think I'm gonna listen to these tapes?"

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Posted by Ronni Bennett at 02:30 AM | Permalink | Email this post


It raises an interesting question, doesn't it? Does he *earn* points for being polite or *lose* points for lying? He couldn't very well say, "Sorry, no."
I'm sure it was his loss .

Mark, Enjoyed reading this--as you know, I've been on both sides of this issue, and it ain't easy! It's one of the reasons I'm SO glad to finally be out of the booking business. Hated having to disappoint performers.

Mark - Great story! You win some and you lose some!

I have a copy of the same photo. When my son graduated from the Berklee College of Music, Bonnie Raitt received an honorary degree, and was handing out the diplomas. As she gave my son his, he handed her a demo tape, and I snapped a picture. His expression of great expectations is similar to yours, and Bonnie Raitt is looking down at the tape with the same look.

Needless to say the outcome was the same! - Sandy

I'll bet he listened to the tapes.

Great..thank you. And you won too.

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