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Monday, 20 February 2012

Happy Valentines Day

By Ellen Younkins

Happy Valentines to me
tomorrow I'm having a thing
that is called a cystoscopy.
It could be worse you see -
like having a hysterectomy,
Or maybe even a colonoscopy,
It could be a simple tonsillectomy.
or even a major appendectomy,
or maybe a hemorrhoidectomy.
It couldn’t be a posthectomy
because you see I am a she.
So tomorrow I will be having
what they call a cystoscopy.


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Comments

Ouch. Hope everything went smoothly and painlessly. Most importantly, that whatever the problem is can be resolved. Best of luck.

Clever! Hope it went well.


Isn't the human spirit wonderful?

I admire the way you can sort of joke around about a serious procedure.

Please let us know if it turned out OK. We'll be thinking of you.

My husband being a retired doctor and I both enjoyed your poem. Hope everything turned out OK.

Everything did turn out very well. Thanks for your thoughts.
Had cataract surgery last Wednesday - everything seems so much brighter, hope that's a good omen for the years to come.

Ellen Younkins

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